The Phantom Flag Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.