The Butter-Finger Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grimm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.