The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Grimm gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Grimm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.