The Hamstring Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grimm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.