The Snap Count Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grimm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.