The Mystery Tweak Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grimm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.