The Butter-Finger Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Grimm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Grimm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.