The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Grimm was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Grimm does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
85%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Grimm scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.