The Phantom Holding Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“The QB looks at Grimm exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grimm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.