The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Grimm's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Grimm was due a breakout.
89%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grimm, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.