The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Grimm is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grimm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.