The Phantom Flag Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grimm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.