The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grimm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.