The Shadow Coverage Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grimm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.