The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Grimm is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grimm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.