The Inch-Short Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grimm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.