The Snap Count Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grimm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.