The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.
- Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
73%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grimm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.