The Phantom Holding Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Grimm scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grimm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.