The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Grimm is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
92%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grimm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.