The Phantom Holding Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
74%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grimm, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.