The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- The QB looks at Grimm exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Grimm does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.