The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Grimm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grimm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.