The Mystery Tweak Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grimm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- Omarion Hampton
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.