The Butter-Finger Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Grimm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grimm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.