The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grimm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.