The Snap Count Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.