The Butter-Finger Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.