The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grimm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.