The Mystery Tweak Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
76%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grimm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.