The Inch-Short Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Grimm gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grimm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.