The Butter-Finger Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Grimm was due a breakout.
- Grimm runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grimm, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.