The Dropped Pass Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Burden III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.