The Late Scratch Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.