The Intentional Grounding Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.