The Hamstring Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.