The Hamstring Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones's stadium. Only over Jones.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.