The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.