The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones's stadium. Only over Jones.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.