The Checkdown Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.