The Sideline-Scold Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Drake Maye
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- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.