The Intentional Grounding Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jones takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.