The Sideline-Scold Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jones is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.