The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Christian McCaffrey
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.