The Checkdown Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.