The Late Scratch Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.