The Sideline-Scold Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.