The Kneel-Down Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.