The Late Scratch Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.