The Intentional Grounding Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.